Hi my name is Jessie and I'm an addict. The first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem. Now define problem. Do I let it occupy my free time? Yes. Do I partake when in a social setting? Yes. This isn't looking so good. Okay maybe I do have a slight obsession with my reality shows & everything celebrity & pop culture. Does this make me a bad person? A danger to myself & others?? That answer is NO. We all have our outlets and I just happen to have many one being reality T.V. Which has lead me add another page on my blog which I will summarize and leave my two cents about the episode. Now let me begin by saying I had no idea what to call this page. I wanted something catchy and all that kept popping in my head was Reality Show Round-up. And Ellen uses that phrase and I like Ellen so I didn't want to copycat. So I pondered & pondered. Finally I solicited my husbands advice which was truly my last lifeline because I want this therapy I mean blog to be 100% me. But I was at a loss. He should have never offered one suggestion because then he was roped in. So we bounced ideas back and forth when FINALLY at 11:30 pm as we were laying in bed with collaborative efforts & the threat of no sleep until this great mystery was solved we came up with Reality Dish! Thoughts?? I loved it. I think hubby was relieved because he could finally get some shut eye considering he had to be up at 4:30 am.
So now that I have a title for this new page watch out because it will be coming soon! By coming soon I really mean in the next 24 hours. Haha.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Book Worm
I can't even remember the first time I realized I loved reading. I always remember having a book with me at all times no matter where I went- yes a little odd I know but maybe it was a security thing not to sure. However I can recall grocery shopping with my mother and I'd be reading as we were walking the aisles (this would heavily annoy her because I was clearly NOT paying attention to where I was walking... I'm pretty sure I broke a few things from bumping into them on accident.. " clean up in aisle 10!"). I would read such classics as The Babysitters Club, The Narnia Series, Goosebumps, and then Fear Street.
Okay so maybe the word classic isn't exactly the right word but to me these books were what defined my childhood. No worries I have moved on to other true classics. One of my favorite books of all time is To Kill a Mockingbird. I named my two dogs after the two main characters Scout & Attics.
I love to read all kinds of books from girlie books to the serious and thought provoking books. One of my favorite episodes of Oprah's last season was when she interviewed James Frey again and talked to him about life after that epic episode where she stoned him as he James Frey put it. I can remember the exact moment I picked up A Million Little Pieces- something about those words on the pages captivated me from the first page. I know there was a lot of controversy around the authenticity of what he wrote but at the end of the day it was a moving novel and changed the literacy world forever. He followed up with a sequel called My Friend Leonard which left me sobbing on my dorm room bed.
Since those books I've read many more books that have made me laugh and cry. I have decided since books are so much a part of me I would share what I'm currently reading and I would hope you would share some of your favorites. Since the days of crying on my bed in my dorm room I've gotten with the times and bought a Amazon Kindle which let me tell you even though Oprah put her big O seal of approval on this (and normally I am ALL over anything with the O-pproval) but the Kindle I was so on the fence. I couldn't imagine not going to the book store and getting lost in the aisles of books and smelling that new book smell. Okay that sounds weird. So I went on a limb and bought the Kindle and honestly couldn't have asked for a better device to be invented.
So I hope you enjoy my current read and if you have a good read please post a comment and share!
Okay so maybe the word classic isn't exactly the right word but to me these books were what defined my childhood. No worries I have moved on to other true classics. One of my favorite books of all time is To Kill a Mockingbird. I named my two dogs after the two main characters Scout & Attics.
I love to read all kinds of books from girlie books to the serious and thought provoking books. One of my favorite episodes of Oprah's last season was when she interviewed James Frey again and talked to him about life after that epic episode where she stoned him as he James Frey put it. I can remember the exact moment I picked up A Million Little Pieces- something about those words on the pages captivated me from the first page. I know there was a lot of controversy around the authenticity of what he wrote but at the end of the day it was a moving novel and changed the literacy world forever. He followed up with a sequel called My Friend Leonard which left me sobbing on my dorm room bed.
Since those books I've read many more books that have made me laugh and cry. I have decided since books are so much a part of me I would share what I'm currently reading and I would hope you would share some of your favorites. Since the days of crying on my bed in my dorm room I've gotten with the times and bought a Amazon Kindle which let me tell you even though Oprah put her big O seal of approval on this (and normally I am ALL over anything with the O-pproval) but the Kindle I was so on the fence. I couldn't imagine not going to the book store and getting lost in the aisles of books and smelling that new book smell. Okay that sounds weird. So I went on a limb and bought the Kindle and honestly couldn't have asked for a better device to be invented.
So I hope you enjoy my current read and if you have a good read please post a comment and share!
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
It's all about.... YOU
Who doesn't love when it's all about them right? I thought it was all about me at a recent shopping trip to one of my favorite department stores with Chubbette. Let me back up by saying it took Chubbette & I literally over a month to get a day to spend together because even though we work for the same company it is in retail and we have crazy schedules so it's hard to coordinate. So we were so excited to spend the afternoon of shopping, gossiping, and catching up on everything reality T.V. The company we work for is a higher-end retailer that prides themselves on customer service and both Chubbette and I pride ourselves in providing fabulous service to all our clients even the ones that just know how to get under our skin. Those customers are the ones that as soon as they leave we run into the back to call one another to vent on "that" customer.
Anyways... Chubbette had a return to make on a pair of shoes because she found cheaper at another retailer but just for the heck of it she wanted to see if the shoes were on sale any further. To her shock they were now practically free. So she asked if this one time they would accommodate her price adjustment and of course the person helping us couldn't make a simple decision she had to "get the manager" you always know what that means. So this guy comes strolling over in a suit looking dapper but didn't have the personality to match. So at this point I now want the same shoes because they are so cheap and perfect for work. So he completes the transaction but doesn't accommodate the price adjustment so Chubbette asks very politely if he could do so. He with this cocky attitude recited his policy which needless to say was not to our advantage and he wouldn't complete the price adjustment. So I thought I'll get around this and simply say I'll buy those shoes because they are my size (NOT! 3 sizes to small) however he even denies me! Chubbette & I just look at each other in awe, is this really happening?? She immediately jumps on her iPhone and calls the next closest department store. Now I don't know what is more disturbing the fact that he has denied both of us purchase and or price adjustment or the fact that Chubbette practically has this store on speed dial. The way this guy was acting I felt like I was in a SNL skit. Now before you say well he was just doing his job and if that he was only following policy. NO! From a woman who works retail- policy is truly only in place the 1% of people who abuse the policy. Trust me I make exceptions to policies all the time because I get it and truly most people aren't trying to scam you. So Mr. Dapper wasn't budging and Chubbette and I decided we were going to be classy woman that we are, instead of getting all ghetto on his ass. However instead of marching out of the building we marched straight upstairs to go complain. The best part is this entire time Chubbette is still on the phone with the other location trying to locate the shoes she just returned but they refused to sell back to her.
We finally made it upstairs and proceeded to complain to the store manager but very calmly and just sharing our frustration more than anything. At the end of it all she let Chubbette buy back the shoes and in the end Mr. Dapper looked like the fool. The best part was as we were venting to the store manager the back drop of the customer service desk stated the store's motto was It's all about ... YOU! However today it wasn't about Chubbette & I. We shared many laughs about this should have been SNL skit and enjoyed a lovely day of shopping. Which mind you I got fabulous Kate Spade earrings, J.Crew necklace, and some adorable pieces from the Gap. Chubbette also got some must-haves from J. Crew.
Anyways... Chubbette had a return to make on a pair of shoes because she found cheaper at another retailer but just for the heck of it she wanted to see if the shoes were on sale any further. To her shock they were now practically free. So she asked if this one time they would accommodate her price adjustment and of course the person helping us couldn't make a simple decision she had to "get the manager" you always know what that means. So this guy comes strolling over in a suit looking dapper but didn't have the personality to match. So at this point I now want the same shoes because they are so cheap and perfect for work. So he completes the transaction but doesn't accommodate the price adjustment so Chubbette asks very politely if he could do so. He with this cocky attitude recited his policy which needless to say was not to our advantage and he wouldn't complete the price adjustment. So I thought I'll get around this and simply say I'll buy those shoes because they are my size (NOT! 3 sizes to small) however he even denies me! Chubbette & I just look at each other in awe, is this really happening?? She immediately jumps on her iPhone and calls the next closest department store. Now I don't know what is more disturbing the fact that he has denied both of us purchase and or price adjustment or the fact that Chubbette practically has this store on speed dial. The way this guy was acting I felt like I was in a SNL skit. Now before you say well he was just doing his job and if that he was only following policy. NO! From a woman who works retail- policy is truly only in place the 1% of people who abuse the policy. Trust me I make exceptions to policies all the time because I get it and truly most people aren't trying to scam you. So Mr. Dapper wasn't budging and Chubbette and I decided we were going to be classy woman that we are, instead of getting all ghetto on his ass. However instead of marching out of the building we marched straight upstairs to go complain. The best part is this entire time Chubbette is still on the phone with the other location trying to locate the shoes she just returned but they refused to sell back to her.
We finally made it upstairs and proceeded to complain to the store manager but very calmly and just sharing our frustration more than anything. At the end of it all she let Chubbette buy back the shoes and in the end Mr. Dapper looked like the fool. The best part was as we were venting to the store manager the back drop of the customer service desk stated the store's motto was It's all about ... YOU! However today it wasn't about Chubbette & I. We shared many laughs about this should have been SNL skit and enjoyed a lovely day of shopping. Which mind you I got fabulous Kate Spade earrings, J.Crew necklace, and some adorable pieces from the Gap. Chubbette also got some must-haves from J. Crew.
Facebook Ruins a Generation
Remember the days before Facebook? I know crazy to even imagine- what the hell would we waste our time on?? I mean Facebook stalking is a common pass time for so many people (yes I'm totally guilty of this... but isn't the first step of addiction is admitting you have a problem?). I may be dating myself here but I can remember the days when there was no poking, tagging, and status updates. I've come to the shocking conclusion that while I am just as much Facebook obsessed as anyone else it has ruined the one thing that I had been looking forward to my almost entire school career.
My best friend and I would spend countless hours talking about the years that we had yet to encounter and the what if's and could be's. Always wondering who would get fat and who could marry the then jock now beer bellied loser. We always talked about no matter what life had in store for us we would always come back together for the long awaited High School Reunion. However now that Facebook is as vital as almost the air we breathe it has taken away the one moment I long awaited- the shock & awe effect of how my classmates aged. I know it sounds a little evil but please like we all haven't wondered this? Now we can watch the progression of someone getting fat or dating a loser. Now when that day comes for the Class Reunion it won't have the same shock & awe effect as it once would have had. Now my best friend and I will just be like, "Eh we saw that on Facebook".
While I'm not quite ready to give up my Facebook time it still brings a little disappointment to the once world of the unknown.
My best friend and I would spend countless hours talking about the years that we had yet to encounter and the what if's and could be's. Always wondering who would get fat and who could marry the then jock now beer bellied loser. We always talked about no matter what life had in store for us we would always come back together for the long awaited High School Reunion. However now that Facebook is as vital as almost the air we breathe it has taken away the one moment I long awaited- the shock & awe effect of how my classmates aged. I know it sounds a little evil but please like we all haven't wondered this? Now we can watch the progression of someone getting fat or dating a loser. Now when that day comes for the Class Reunion it won't have the same shock & awe effect as it once would have had. Now my best friend and I will just be like, "Eh we saw that on Facebook".
While I'm not quite ready to give up my Facebook time it still brings a little disappointment to the once world of the unknown.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Duchess Kate has nothing on this lifestyle....
Even if we don't want to admit it I'm sure every one of us got into the Royal Wedding in some fashion. I know I got myself up at the ungodly hour of 4 am just to see the best kept secret (Kate's dress) and the kiss on the balcony. So now that she got the prince and gets to be the princess and live happily ever after, just like every little girl dreams of doing is being a real princess and meeting her prince charming. However, why didn't my mother tell me to dream bigger.... dream of becoming a gypsy because let me tell ya I've missed out!!
Chubbette let the cat out of the bag on this UK smash hit and I've anxiously been awaiting this show and let me just say I was BLOWN away. This show is like Jersey Shore, Toddlers & Tiaras, My Super Sweet 16, meets The Twlight Zone on crack.
Just to give you an idea of what I'm talking about. Here is a photo of my husband & I on our wedding day. Very modest & simple ....
Now here is what I would get if I was having a gypsy wedding ...
Below is a video of my favorite party of the first episode- you can stop watching at 1:23.
Chubbette let the cat out of the bag on this UK smash hit and I've anxiously been awaiting this show and let me just say I was BLOWN away. This show is like Jersey Shore, Toddlers & Tiaras, My Super Sweet 16, meets The Twlight Zone on crack.
Just to give you an idea of what I'm talking about. Here is a photo of my husband & I on our wedding day. Very modest & simple ....
Now here is what I would get if I was having a gypsy wedding ...
I know I've missed out!! My husband shouldn't worry about me leaving him for another man but rather a gypsy. Hunny I promise I won't leave you for either you're the best. I mean I know the whole being a professional housewife and living in a trailer with no toilet because they believe doing your business outside is very appealing but I actually like my comfortable lifestyle. I like having modern conveniences of cell phones, toilets, and not dressing like a street walker.
If this isn't Jersey Shore in Training-- they have got the fist pumping action down & how to party like a rock star.
I think this show has given trailer parks and trailer trash a modern twist and showed us the rest of society that they are high class to you know.
If I don't post for awhile please take that as a sign that I've run off to join the gypsy's
Friday, May 27, 2011
The Other Woman
Oh gosh, I NEVER thought I'd say this, I never thought I'd be that woman that was blind sided by such humiliation and disrespect. I thought I had a strong marriage I mean we've been only been married for 16 weeks how could this happen?!? So let me tell you about this other woman.... she commands all of my husbands attention, expects to be dotted on, and just drools when she sees my husband. She's 100 pounds (bitch), short black hair, and brown eyes. I know you're probably wondering who this other woman is... Her name is Atticus or her nickname on the street is Atti. She's our 3 year old Dobermine Pinscher and my husband is the apple of her eye and I think at times she's the apple of my husbands eye.
Here is the queen bee- just lounging on the couch- leather couch that is which she isn't suppose to be on but why would she listen.
You have to understand the pecking order in my house-- I'd like to think I'm queen bee the one who rules the roost but sadly I'm not.. well in some scenarios I am. However I've never understood how much an animal can truly be the ruler of the house especially my dog and when you have a husband who is an enabler it's all down hill from there.
I think every girl thinks they will be #1 in their husbands eye until a child comes along. However not in my scenario...nope
My Husband's Pecking Order:
His Son (my step-son)
Atti (our dog)
Me!
My Pecking Order:
My husband
....
....
The thought that I'm at the bottom now & think when we have a child I will drop another spot! My husband thinks I'm crazy when I tell him the dog is above me on his pecking order. So I think okay maybe I'm really loosing it and over analyzing the whole thing. Could my husband actually be right on this one??
So a few weeks go by and I'm trying to think I command the #2 spot on my husband's pecking order. Then I come home late from work one night to find this....
You have to understand the pecking order in my house-- I'd like to think I'm queen bee the one who rules the roost but sadly I'm not.. well in some scenarios I am. However I've never understood how much an animal can truly be the ruler of the house especially my dog and when you have a husband who is an enabler it's all down hill from there.
I think every girl thinks they will be #1 in their husbands eye until a child comes along. However not in my scenario...nope
My Husband's Pecking Order:
His Son (my step-son)
Atti (our dog)
Me!
My Pecking Order:
My husband
....
....
The thought that I'm at the bottom now & think when we have a child I will drop another spot! My husband thinks I'm crazy when I tell him the dog is above me on his pecking order. So I think okay maybe I'm really loosing it and over analyzing the whole thing. Could my husband actually be right on this one??
So a few weeks go by and I'm trying to think I command the #2 spot on my husband's pecking order. Then I come home late from work one night to find this....
After seeing this I had my second 'Ah-Ha' moment. First off I'm not crazy and secondly I better own and start loving being #3 because I'm not moving up anytime soon.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Hello....Is anyone out there??
Hello World! I have never thought I would be doing a blog and writing about my life and thoughts to the anonymous world out there. Well here I am and here we go.
So why did I start this blog? Well many reasons in fact.
- A very good friend of mine started to write a blog and I thought, 'I could do this too' (you should follow her blog as well very funny-- Chubbette's Blog ) and plus her and I are both Spring cleaning our closets and lives so this whole blog thing could be therapeutic. Chubbette and I thought about going to therapy but thought we could get a group discount since we were both going through the same life experiences -- needless to say the whole group discount was denied. So this has become my form of therapy.
- Also lets face it Oprah has now been off the air for 24 hours and I'm already loosing my mind. I loved everything about Oprah and looked to her for my 'Ah-Ha' moments, so I felt lost knowing she won't be on my DVR everyday. While no one yet can replace the O I thought I can create my own Ah-Ha moments and draw from my life eperiences, granted I won't be giving away cars or be able to give away my favorite things but we all start somewhere right??
- Finally I felt this idea of blogging would be a fun way to not only laugh at myself (because we all can laugh at ourselves at one point or another) but also laugh at life.
I hope you join me in my journey of trying to find coming from a place to Yes and everything in between because I can tell you one thing it will be one great adventure.
So why did I start this blog? Well many reasons in fact.
- A very good friend of mine started to write a blog and I thought, 'I could do this too' (you should follow her blog as well very funny-- Chubbette's Blog ) and plus her and I are both Spring cleaning our closets and lives so this whole blog thing could be therapeutic. Chubbette and I thought about going to therapy but thought we could get a group discount since we were both going through the same life experiences -- needless to say the whole group discount was denied. So this has become my form of therapy.
- Also lets face it Oprah has now been off the air for 24 hours and I'm already loosing my mind. I loved everything about Oprah and looked to her for my 'Ah-Ha' moments, so I felt lost knowing she won't be on my DVR everyday. While no one yet can replace the O I thought I can create my own Ah-Ha moments and draw from my life eperiences, granted I won't be giving away cars or be able to give away my favorite things but we all start somewhere right??
- Finally I felt this idea of blogging would be a fun way to not only laugh at myself (because we all can laugh at ourselves at one point or another) but also laugh at life.
I hope you join me in my journey of trying to find coming from a place to Yes and everything in between because I can tell you one thing it will be one great adventure.
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