Sunday, May 29, 2011

Duchess Kate has nothing on this lifestyle....

Even if we don't want to admit it I'm sure every one of us got into the Royal Wedding in some fashion. I know I got myself up at the ungodly hour of 4 am just to see the best kept secret (Kate's dress) and the kiss on the balcony. So now that she got the prince and gets to be the princess and live happily ever after, just like every little girl dreams of doing is being a real princess and meeting her prince charming. However, why didn't my mother tell me to dream bigger.... dream of becoming a gypsy because let me tell ya I've missed out!!

Chubbette let the cat out of the bag on this UK smash hit and I've anxiously been awaiting this show and let me just say I was BLOWN away. This show is like Jersey Shore, Toddlers & Tiaras, My Super Sweet 16, meets The Twlight Zone on crack.

  Just to give you an idea of what I'm talking about. Here is a photo of my husband & I on our wedding day. Very modest & simple ....

  Now here is what I would get if I was having a gypsy wedding ...

I know I've missed out!! My husband shouldn't worry about me leaving him for another man but rather a gypsy. Hunny I promise I won't leave you for either you're the best. I mean I know the whole being a professional housewife and living in a trailer with no toilet because they believe doing your business outside is very appealing but I actually like my comfortable lifestyle. I like having modern conveniences of cell phones, toilets, and not dressing like a street walker. 

Below is a video of my favorite party of the first episode- you can stop watching at 1:23.

If this isn't Jersey Shore in Training-- they have got the fist pumping action down & how to party like a rock star. 

 I think this show has given trailer parks and trailer trash a modern twist and showed us the rest of society that they are high class to you know. 

 If I don't post for awhile please take that as a sign that I've run off to join the gypsy's

Friday, May 27, 2011

The Other Woman

Oh gosh, I NEVER thought I'd say this, I never thought I'd be that woman that was blind sided by such humiliation and disrespect. I thought I had a strong marriage I mean we've been only been married for 16 weeks how could this happen?!? So let me tell you about this other woman.... she commands all of my husbands attention, expects to be dotted on, and just drools when she sees my husband. She's 100 pounds (bitch), short black hair, and brown eyes. I know you're probably wondering who this other woman is... Her name is Atticus or her nickname on the street is Atti. She's our 3 year old Dobermine Pinscher and my husband is the apple of her eye and I think at times she's the apple of my husbands eye.
   Here is the queen bee- just lounging on the couch- leather couch that is which she isn't suppose to be on but why would she listen.

 You have to understand the pecking order in my house-- I'd like to think I'm queen bee the one who rules the roost but sadly I'm not.. well in some scenarios I am. However I've never understood how much an animal can truly be the ruler of the house especially my dog and when you have a husband who is an enabler it's all down hill from there.

I think every girl thinks they will be #1 in their husbands eye until a child comes along. However not in my scenario...nope

My Husband's Pecking Order:
His Son (my step-son)
Atti (our dog)

My Pecking Order:
My husband

The thought that I'm at the bottom now & think when we have a child I will drop another spot! My husband thinks I'm crazy when I tell him the dog is above me on his pecking order. So I think okay maybe I'm really loosing it and over analyzing the whole thing. Could my husband actually be right on this one??

 So a few weeks go by and I'm trying to think I command the #2 spot on my husband's pecking order. Then I come home late from work one night to find this....

After seeing this I had my second 'Ah-Ha' moment. First off I'm not crazy and secondly I better own and start loving being #3 because I'm not moving up anytime soon. 

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Hello....Is anyone out there??

Hello World! I have never thought I would be doing a blog and writing about my life and thoughts to the anonymous world out there. Well here I am and here we go.

 So why did I start this blog? Well many reasons in fact.
 - A very good friend of mine started to write a blog and I thought, 'I could do this too' (you should follow her blog as well very funny-- Chubbette's Blog ) and plus her and I are both Spring cleaning our closets and lives so this whole blog thing could be therapeutic. Chubbette and I thought about going to therapy but thought we could get a group discount since we were both going through the same life experiences -- needless to say the whole group discount was denied. So this has become my form of therapy.
- Also lets face it Oprah has now been off the air for 24 hours and I'm already loosing my mind. I loved everything about Oprah and looked to her for my 'Ah-Ha' moments, so I felt lost knowing she won't be on my DVR everyday. While no one yet can replace the O I thought I can create my own Ah-Ha moments and draw from my life eperiences, granted I won't be giving away cars or be able to give away my favorite things but we all start somewhere right??

 - Finally I felt this idea of blogging would be a fun way to not only laugh at myself (because we all can laugh at ourselves at one point or another) but also laugh at life.

 I hope you join me in my journey of trying to find coming from a place to Yes and everything in between because I can tell you one thing it will be one great adventure.